This is definitely NSFW (Not Safe For Work), also don't click the link if vulgar language offends you. You have been warned. Having said that however, this is hilarious!
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
How's this for a misleading headline?
Unfortunately the story isn't nearly as titillating as the headline would have you believe. Damn!
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Posh Spice has her clothes ripped off
Unfortunately the story isn't nearly as titillating as the headline would have you believe. Damn!
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Friday, June 08, 2007
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
"Good Riddance Attention Whore"
Good riddance Cindy, don't let the door slap ya in the ass!
"I have endured a lot of smear and hatred since Casey was killed and especially since I became the so-called "Face" of the American anti-war movement. Especially since I renounced any tie I have remaining with the Democratic Party, I have been further trashed on such "liberal blogs" as the Democratic Underground. Being called an "attention whore" and being told "good riddance" are some of the more milder rebukes."
Good riddance Cindy, don't let the door slap ya in the ass!
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Monday, May 14, 2007
Let's Fish!
I've a new addiction! Adult Swim added "Let's Fish" to their line up last night, and it's hilarious! It tells the story of two friends who go on a fishing trip only to get lost on the sea. For two guys lost at sea, they seem to have a lot of adventures... ;-P
The below link is down right now, here is is on Youtube: Part 1 Part 2
Click Here to check out the pilot, unless you're easily offended...
I've a new addiction! Adult Swim added "Let's Fish" to their line up last night, and it's hilarious! It tells the story of two friends who go on a fishing trip only to get lost on the sea. For two guys lost at sea, they seem to have a lot of adventures... ;-P
The below link is down right now, here is is on Youtube: Part 1 Part 2
Click Here to check out the pilot, unless you're easily offended...
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Thoughts on Guns
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a policeman on the phone.
3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911 = government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control
them.
22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Repeal the "gun control laws" we ALREADY have, don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
26. "A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."
27. "..... the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not
be infringed."
1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a policeman on the phone.
3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911 = government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control
them.
22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Repeal the "gun control laws" we ALREADY have, don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
26. "A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."
27. "..... the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not
be infringed."
Saturday, May 05, 2007
Thursday, May 03, 2007
| What American accent do you have? Your Result: The West Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta. | |
| The Midland | |
| Boston | |
| North Central | |
| The South | |
| The Inland North | |
| Philadelphia | |
| The Northeast | |
| What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz | |
Friday, April 27, 2007
Anti-Gun Bias in TV Movies
I was watching this (admitedly) bad movie on satellite the other day. It was one of those "the sun is going to blow up and destroy the world in seven days" kind of disaster movies. Crazed mobs were rioting in the streets and there was mass chaos. It was about this time that a serial killer escaped custody and went searching for the witness who had put him away for life. To make a LONG and (boring) terrible storyline short: He finds her and her family. He's about to kill her husband (played by Jason Priestly) so she takes her gun and shoots him several times. Bad guy dies and falls into the pond out behind the house. It is at this point that she realizes that she's just saved her family by killing the bad guy with her gun, and what does she do next? That's right ladies and gentlemen, she recoils from her gun like it's a live scorpian and hurls it into the pond. At this point, I'm thinking "WTF? This gun, with her guidance (it's a tool) just saved her family's lives, and she throws it into the pond?" With a growl of disgust I turned off the TV.
*sigh*
I guess it was too much to ask for even the bad "Mini-Series" type TV movies to not have some hokey "Anti-Gun" rhetoric thrown in.
@#*&%$!
I was watching this (admitedly) bad movie on satellite the other day. It was one of those "the sun is going to blow up and destroy the world in seven days" kind of disaster movies. Crazed mobs were rioting in the streets and there was mass chaos. It was about this time that a serial killer escaped custody and went searching for the witness who had put him away for life. To make a LONG and (boring) terrible storyline short: He finds her and her family. He's about to kill her husband (played by Jason Priestly) so she takes her gun and shoots him several times. Bad guy dies and falls into the pond out behind the house. It is at this point that she realizes that she's just saved her family by killing the bad guy with her gun, and what does she do next? That's right ladies and gentlemen, she recoils from her gun like it's a live scorpian and hurls it into the pond. At this point, I'm thinking "WTF? This gun, with her guidance (it's a tool) just saved her family's lives, and she throws it into the pond?" With a growl of disgust I turned off the TV.
*sigh*
I guess it was too much to ask for even the bad "Mini-Series" type TV movies to not have some hokey "Anti-Gun" rhetoric thrown in.
@#*&%$!
Heard From a Friend
I know a guy who's divorced and luckily has custody of his kids. He's a shooter and a reloader and owns several guns, properly put up of course. Anyway, he related to me the other day a conversation he'd had with his ex-wife when she'd come over to visit the kids.
He'd always put up his reloading suplies when she'd come over before, but this time he was tired of putting them away and then bringing them back out when she left (he reloads on his kitchen counter currently). So this time he just left it all out in plain site.
It took her a while, but she finally saw a box of bullets sitting on the kitchen table. "These aren't real?" she asked.
"Yes!" he said.
"What do you use them for?" she asked.
To which he replied, "Target shooting."
"There's a gun in the house?" she asked, as if it were a marauding beast or a slithering cobra.
"Yeah, somewhere, put up." was his answer.
He told me at that point she went silent and didn't say anything else about it. You can probably tell from this brief exchange why the two of them aren't married anymore. And good riddance I say. It's good too that he has custody of the children and can teach his kids proper gun safety and use without being saddled with their mother's liberal bias. Sometimes good things do happen in this world!
I know a guy who's divorced and luckily has custody of his kids. He's a shooter and a reloader and owns several guns, properly put up of course. Anyway, he related to me the other day a conversation he'd had with his ex-wife when she'd come over to visit the kids.
He'd always put up his reloading suplies when she'd come over before, but this time he was tired of putting them away and then bringing them back out when she left (he reloads on his kitchen counter currently). So this time he just left it all out in plain site.
It took her a while, but she finally saw a box of bullets sitting on the kitchen table. "These aren't real?" she asked.
"Yes!" he said.
"What do you use them for?" she asked.
To which he replied, "Target shooting."
"There's a gun in the house?" she asked, as if it were a marauding beast or a slithering cobra.
"Yeah, somewhere, put up." was his answer.
He told me at that point she went silent and didn't say anything else about it. You can probably tell from this brief exchange why the two of them aren't married anymore. And good riddance I say. It's good too that he has custody of the children and can teach his kids proper gun safety and use without being saddled with their mother's liberal bias. Sometimes good things do happen in this world!
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Sign The Petition!
Petition ABC to fire Rosie O'Donnell.
We, the viewing public, respectfully submit that it is time to return ABC's The View to responsible broadcasting.
Irresponsible comments such as those recently made by Rosie O'Donnell on The View have ranged from promoting conspiracy theories about 911, to accusations that war is planned with Iran, to implications that ABC News is a propaganda arm of the U.S. government.
If ABC wishes to maintain its credibility, it must cease to provide a platform for irresponsible conspiracy theorists such as Rosie O'Donnell, and it must provide an equal alternate voice to present both sides of issues.
Until action is taken by ABC to restore responsible programming, I, the undersigned, will no longer watch The View or other ABC programming. Instead, I will contact sponsors of The View to share my concerns.
Petition ABC to fire Rosie O'Donnell.
We, the viewing public, respectfully submit that it is time to return ABC's The View to responsible broadcasting.
Irresponsible comments such as those recently made by Rosie O'Donnell on The View have ranged from promoting conspiracy theories about 911, to accusations that war is planned with Iran, to implications that ABC News is a propaganda arm of the U.S. government.
If ABC wishes to maintain its credibility, it must cease to provide a platform for irresponsible conspiracy theorists such as Rosie O'Donnell, and it must provide an equal alternate voice to present both sides of issues.
Until action is taken by ABC to restore responsible programming, I, the undersigned, will no longer watch The View or other ABC programming. Instead, I will contact sponsors of The View to share my concerns.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
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